Why I Oughtta

…especially if you have a tendency to avoid a certain swear word having to do with a specific lady part.

Mitt Romney is obviously the worst person ever, can we agree on that? But I got a hot tip about how smokin’ hot the sons Romney are and — boy oh boy — was it ever reliable.

My tipster likes Tagg, while I prefer the Clark Kentish ruggedness of Matt. Although Ben does have a certain mountain man appeal.

Now that I’ve linked to the Mitt Romney Web site, I feel like I need to off-set it by providing some less horrible ones. Here’s the HRC Web site. Oh, and here’s Michael Moore’s Web site.

1. I don’t really care what Montag’s (above) music sounds like. He just needs to stay pretty and Canadian.
2. You can listen to the new Smashing Pumpkins song here. Meh.
3. Download Final Fantasy’s version of Stars’ “Your Ex-Lover is Dead.”
4. Esquire sends napkins to writers, has them write stories.
5. Miami University researches try to scientifically prove if someone “looks like a Bob.”
6. Why Bush hasn’t been impeached: he’s been too big of a disaster.

1. Grover is bitter.
2. I’m being completely serious when I say that these are the craziest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen.
3. And in more Falwell news, as much as I’m disinclined to like Christopher Hitchens, I did enjoy this interview with Anderson Cooper.
4. Print out this coupon to get 20% off anything at Border’s.
5. Print out this coupon for 15% off stuff at Express.
6. Umm… anyone want to go to New York July 21?
7. Kelly Clarkson gets some unexpected indie cred.
8. Songs about zombies.

Suck it, Lou Dobbs.

Stop making up problems and then being smug about it.