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		<title>Ruminations on &#8220;Baby Eating Watermelon&#8221;</title>
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Baby Eating Watermelon isn&#8217;t a likely contender for long-term viral video fame. As far as infant-based viral videos go, there&#8217;s no jaw-dropping action (the one where the breakdancer kicks the toddler in the face) or big personalities at play (the famous &#8220;Charlie Bit Me&#8221; clip). But I&#8217;ve been devoting an unusually large portion of my [...]]]></description>
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<p>Baby Eating Watermelon isn&#8217;t a likely contender for long-term viral video fame. As far as infant-based viral videos go, there&#8217;s no jaw-dropping action (the one where the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceNf-11-ddI">breakdancer kicks the toddler in the face</a>) or big personalities at play (the famous &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPDYj3IMkRI">Charlie Bit Me</a>&#8221; clip). But I&#8217;ve been devoting an unusually large portion of my mental energy into thinking about the 35-second video and trying to figure out what it means.</p>
<p>The clip&#8217;s obvious hook, of course, is that it is adorable. Our subject is a chubby cheeked baby boy with a fuzz of dark hair who has been placed, incongruously, inside of a hollowed-out watermelon. Undeterred by his situation, the baby contentedly gums the rind&#8217;s remaining flesh, bobbing back and forth between slurps.</p>
<p>But the more you think it, the clip seems even more odd. For one, there&#8217;s the minimal nature of the video. There isn&#8217;t a crowd watching and reacting &#8212; even the person filming doesn&#8217;t really interact with the baby (other than saying the word &#8220;Memphis&#8221; in a Southern drawl at the 18 second mark). In fact, in the first half of the clip you can hear a whacking noise in the background, like a spoon on a glass bowl, indicating that there&#8217;s at least one more person in the house and he or she is oblivious or indifferent to what&#8217;s going on mere feet away. Other than that, the soundtrack consists merely of ambient noise, a slight background hiss and the small smacking sounds of the baby nibbling on the watermelon.</p>
<p>Even more than unnerving than Baby Eating Watermelon&#8217;s lack of people is the baby&#8217;s calm and good nature. Babies are unpredictable, but I&#8217;m still surprised that he&#8217;s so unfazed by his situation that he has the wherewithal to realize that his container is edible and delicious. Additionally, he&#8217;s not transfixed by the camera &#8212; far from it. Generally, he&#8217;s either eying the watermelon or gazing into the distance, unimpressed by the only potential source of attention. He just sits there, the collar of his shirt hanging low like a saucy Kentucky cocktail waitress, and paying attention to the task at hand.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a strange video for many reasons, but my obsession doesn&#8217;t stem solely from its absurdity. After watching the video at least 50 times, I&#8217;ve transformed the baby into a symbol of the everyman. What if I were the baby? Would I be so collected that I would just ignore the other people in the room, including the person filming? Would I be okay with being placed in the confined wetness of a disemboweled watermelon? And would I take the opportunity to just sit back, relax and chew for whatever scraps I could find?</p>
<p>I&#8217;m no advocate for the trite &#8220;from the mouths of babes&#8221; school of thought, pretending that children are instilled with a pure wisdom that gets slowly beaten out of them for the rest of their lives. But Watermelon Baby conveys a message of tranquility and acceptance. His ability to be content is astounding, since he&#8217;s able to disregard the unfamiliarity, adversity or humiliation of his situation. In life, we all have our watermelons &#8212; an unsatisfying job, a hopeless relationship &#8212; but we could only hope to face them as rationally and calmly.</p>
<p>You never know what situation, or fruit, life will put you in.  Just hope to be able to chew off whatever enjoyment you can.</p>
<p>God bless you, Watermelon Baby. You&#8217;re an inspiration to us all.</p>
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