Why I Oughtta

Mind if I call you “champ”?

Facebook complications

Filed under: Neither here nor there — Dan at 4:09 pm on Saturday, August 23, 2008

A new friend of mine has the last name “Money.” Apparently, he had a hard time registering for Facebook because of it.

It’s an epidemic.

The same thing happened to my friend Eric Hotasiansluts.

Watch this now.

Filed under: Neither here nor there, Uncategorized — Dan at 8:55 am on Friday, July 25, 2008

Thank Christ they addressed the grammatical issue

Filed under: Neither here nor there — Dan at 8:19 am on Friday, June 13, 2008

Pickle in a box

Filed under: Neither here nor there — Dan at 9:05 am on Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Apparently, this dog belongs to a friend of a friend.

Wait for it.

Mirman — Man from the sea!!!

Filed under: Neither here nor there, Uncategorized — Dan at 2:12 pm on Sunday, May 11, 2008

Eugene Mirman is coming to town! Woo hoo!

Like Maria Bamford, he’s coming to the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse. I’m sending out a cattle call for anyone who’s interested to contact me post haste.  He has two shows the weekend of May 31.

Here’s him riffing on Canada. Meanwhile, “riffing on Canada” should be a euphemism for some sort of sex act.

Strategy

Filed under: Neither here nor there — Dan at 9:59 am on Monday, April 21, 2008

In order to defeat the pterodactyls, we must first learn to think like them.

LOLkrobi

Filed under: Neither here nor there — Dan at 12:30 pm on Tuesday, April 15, 2008

funny pictures

Ekrobi is going half-time Lincoln, half-time squirrels.

moar funny pictures

God hates fashion

Filed under: Neither here nor there — Dan at 2:12 pm on Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Support your local affiliate

Filed under: Neither here nor there, Things that happened — Dan at 4:39 pm on Sunday, March 2, 2008

I had a dream the other night that must say really weird shit about my subconscious.

I dreamed that NPR was having a donation-y weekend where the more you pledged, the more swag you’d get.  It’s like those PBS telethons where if they have Christine Baranski or someone offering you a Prime Suspect visor if you donate $500 or a Ken Burns headband for $1,000.

In any case, during this particular telethon, if you donated $10,000 then they’d give you your very own NPR grill. Which would be awesome.

It made me wonder what else they could offer for some of the high-dollar donors. Perhaps twenty minutes alone in the NPR conference room with Diane Rehm. Clothing optional. No rules, no questions.

Mixin’ it up

Filed under: Neither here nor there — Dan at 9:50 am on Thursday, January 17, 2008

I think that saying “That’s my new band name” is a bit played out (example: Ekrobi says to me, “I like learning about Abraham Lincoln and dark matter.” The catchy name you would be responding to would be “Abraham Lincoln and dark matter.”).

Why not mix it up with…

“That’s my new blog name!”

Or even…

“That’s my new safe word!”

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