This goes from creepy to oddly sensual in a matter of seconds.
Web 2.0 indecision
I’ve been trying to figure out what to do with my Twitter feed.
Previously, I had vigorously opposed the communications tool — claiming that it was a useless gimmick. I still remain skeptical of most uses of the Twitter feed.
But this still leaves me with the question of what I do with mine. I had a few ideas:
- Adopt an alter ego and always write to my Twitter feed while in character.
- Only use my Twitter feed to describe one thing. — What I eat. What I’m listening to. Things I see on the street.
- Random bits of correspondence I get taken out of context. — Although that might get me in trouble at some point.
- Factoids. — But I don’t come across many of those. And I’m not all that interested in facts to begin with.
- Tweet only in verse.
So far, though, I think the only direction I’ve taken thus far would be classified under “ramblings of a madman.” This has been accomplished so far with my third update, which was simply “I’m a bird!!!!” I could consider going further down this avenue with things like “Polio was the result of a conspiracy by the Canadians!”
That will get tiring though.
I will probably strike a balance between all of these. Even the verse one.
Facebook complications
A new friend of mine has the last name “Money.” Apparently, he had a hard time registering for Facebook because of it.
It’s an epidemic.
The same thing happened to my friend Eric Hotasiansluts.
Pickle in a box
Apparently, this dog belongs to a friend of a friend.
Wait for it.
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Mirman — Man from the sea!!!
Eugene Mirman is coming to town! Woo hoo!
Like Maria Bamford, he’s coming to the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse. I’m sending out a cattle call for anyone who’s interested to contact me post haste. He has two shows the weekend of May 31.
Here’s him riffing on Canada. Meanwhile, “riffing on Canada” should be a euphemism for some sort of sex act.
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