Why I Oughtta

How come you never call me?

Geez, you try to give someone a compliment

Filed under: Lessons learned the hard way — Dan at 8:04 pm on Sunday, May 4, 2008

When older than you tells you their age, saying that they are “very well preserved” is not often received well.

Makes ‘em skittish

Filed under: Lessons learned the hard way, Uncategorized — Dan at 10:06 am on Friday, April 25, 2008

File under: Lessons learned the hard way:

Even a casual reference to one’s “prison tats” is enough to scare off a prospective date.