Two truths and a lie
Two of the following things happened to me over the weekend. One did not. Can you guess which?
1. A drag queen named Ella Fitzgerald singled me out during a drag show and said “well, aren’t you cute.” Adding that she would “fuck the hell out of a white man.”
2. Run into a high school acquaintance (yearbook! Holla!) at my coffeeshop and discover that two of the people on the Odyssey staff have become clergy and one is a scientologist.
3. Attend a potluck, where I made my family’s famous grasshopper pie, and discuss how much happier another attendee’s cat has been ever since they cut off its horribly small, mis-shapen penis.