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Marketing plan

Filed under: Bad ideas — Dan at 9:56 am on Saturday, April 5, 2008

Andrew and I came up with a business plan after a pitcher of margaritas.  It will be a SUCCESS!

Our company will be called Muppies, Inc.  The premise is that for every stressful meeting you have to go to, you just rent a puppy.  Who can get stressed out when there’s a floppy-eared puppy hanging out, making things awesome?

Should Muppies, Inc. take off, we could expand our empire.  For instance, Duppies, Inc. would provide puppies for first dates. I think it would make people more touch-y on their dates. We considered Buppies, Inc. for bars, but I think that would end up being a disaster for the puppies.

4 Comments »

Comment by Andrew

April 7, 2008 @ 8:21 am

Brilliant!

Comment by lems

April 8, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

Awesome. You could also have Fuppies, for students to take to finals.

Comment by Zander

April 8, 2008 @ 9:14 pm

Wow, I was so expecting “Fuppies” to go somewhere else…and am relieved that I was wrong.

Comment by lems

April 9, 2008 @ 9:25 am

Yeah sorry, I realized that after I posted.

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