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If you know someone who’d want to live in, well, my house (starting June 1) let me know.

File under: Lessons learned the hard way:

Even a casual reference to one’s “prison tats” is enough to scare off a prospective date.

In order to defeat the pterodactyls, we must first learn to think like them.

Ekrobi is going half-time Lincoln, half-time squirrels.

moar funny pictures

1. Hey DC kids (and San Diego, Chicago and LA kids, but I don’t know that I have any of those) — you can recycle your electronics for free through the mail. Click here to learn more.
2. Click here to listen to Jared’s hour on WOXY.
3. Go to vixy.net, suckers.  You can download video or audio from streaming content!

Andrew and I came up with a business plan after a pitcher of margaritas.  It will be a SUCCESS!

Our company will be called Muppies, Inc.  The premise is that for every stressful meeting you have to go to, you just rent a puppy.  Who can get stressed out when there’s a floppy-eared puppy hanging out, making things awesome?

Should Muppies, Inc. take off, we could expand our empire.  For instance, Duppies, Inc. would provide puppies for first dates. I think it would make people more touch-y on their dates. We considered Buppies, Inc. for bars, but I think that would end up being a disaster for the puppies.

Should I recycle a Maker’s Mark bottle?  I mean, it’s more wax than glass at this point.

God.