An expanded list of nicknames my friends and I have for the people we’ve dated/crushed on
- German Sexy Time
- The Actor
- The Actor (with an accent on the second syllable)
- Skinny Arms
- Pizza Stone
- The Ukranian
- Not Latin
- Boatsy
- Triv
- Dysfunctional Boy
- Pocket Matt
- Gay Mormon
- The Jew
- Seattle’s Best
- The Bassoonist
- The Clarinet Player
- Ukelele Girl
- The Patriot
- Mini Horse
- Duck Boy
- The Cutest Boy in School
- The Cutest Boy in Hebrew School
- The Historian
- Adorable Skinny Librarian
- Pretty Redhead
- KSW
- Boy/Girl Chris
- Spanikopita