Why I Oughtta

Mind if I call you “champ”?

An expanded list of nicknames my friends and I have for the people we’ve dated/crushed on

Filed under: Neither here nor there, The mens — Dan at 1:25 pm on Tuesday, March 27, 2007
  1. German Sexy Time
  2. The Actor
  3. The Actor (with an accent on the second syllable)
  4. Skinny Arms
  5. Pizza Stone
  6. The Ukranian
  7. Not Latin
  8. Boatsy
  9. Triv
  10. Dysfunctional Boy
  11. Pocket Matt
  12. Gay Mormon
  13. The Jew
  14. Seattle’s Best
  15. The Bassoonist
  16. The Clarinet Player
  17. Ukelele Girl
  18. The Patriot
  19. Mini Horse
  20. Duck Boy
  21. The Cutest Boy in School
  22. The Cutest Boy in Hebrew School
  23. The Historian
  24. Adorable Skinny Librarian
  25. Pretty Redhead
  26. KSW
  27. Boy/Girl Chris
  28. Spanikopita

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Comment by K

March 27, 2007 @ 4:38 pm

25: it’s Pretty British Redhead.

All redheads are pretty, but not all of them have British accents.

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Comment by andrew

March 28, 2007 @ 10:53 am

My favorite nickname is from my friend Cathy who dated someone she called The Napkin Holder. She can explain the exact reason for the nickname better than I, but I can say that he was extremly particular and dainty in the way he handled his napkin during their dinner date. I guess I had some nicknames for my dates… The Hot Republican, The Cokehead, Angry Redhead…

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Comment by Ree

March 28, 2007 @ 8:10 pm

My favorite is still “Girlfriend.com”

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Comment by sara

March 29, 2007 @ 1:53 pm

I’m willing to bet that Belle still has her pink t-shirt with a family tree of all the boys she and Kim (and the rest of us) ever ran into freshman year, arranged by nickname. One of them was named Napkin, although I have no idea why. And there was one called Gives It Out Like Candy. He was a whore.

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Comment by lems

March 30, 2007 @ 12:18 pm

The tree! Napkin got his name from his charming habit of always putting a napkin on his lap, even when eating at the caf. Some of my other favorites included The Apex, Same Pants, and Cute Ugly.

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