Why I Oughtta

In general, I’m very much opposed to novelty socks. Especially if they’re holiday themed — but that might just be because I’m also very much opposed to Christmas.

It just seems to me that novelty socks make adults seem like children and not in an altogether flattering way. It’s one thing to have a youthful spirit (getting excited about snow or cookies) or an appropriate sense of nostalgia (cupcake parties, classic kids books and movies). But it’s a different, completely off-putting, thing entirely when women speak in baby voices or people refer to asses as “tushies” or sandwiches as “sammies.”

Think about Rachael Ray. Yeah, that’s exactly what I’m talking about.

However, I might have to have a moment of weakness at some point today and pony up the four bucks to buy these communist socks.

I mean, come on. Awesome.

Also, if you enter in these handy coupon codes you can get them even cheaper.